You Know Me As Lad

Dirty Little Not-So-Secret Secret...*whispers* I love this book

This book is pretty much everything that I expected a book called "Jock Dorm" would be. The small and sarcastic geek meets the sweet and damn near Herculean wrestling jock. Cute story and a buffet of unabashedly crazy fetishes.

The scent of dirty jockstraps
Dar, our nerd with the biting wit, has a bit of an addiction. While he masturbates he huffs what he thinks is the succulent scent of thoroughly used and downright dirty jockstraps. How he swipes these jockstraps...well, I'll let that be a surprise.

Cock cheese please
Gregg is our sweet jock with the uncut cock. With an uncut cock you get a little something called smegma, a white substance that collects under the foreskin. Upon discovering this phenomenon, Dar is joyful because, if you remember, Dar is a scent-pig. What's more pungent than cock cheese? To Dar, not much is more delightful or delicious than cock cheese. Yeah, I threw up a little in my mouth a little.

Rimming for reals, yo
All things ass related are celebrated in this book but rimming is described in astounding detail. What it feels like, tastes like, smells like. According to this book, it's a totally transcendent experience.

Cum straight from the oven
Felching. Oh man, felching. I admit I had never heard of eating one's own cum from someone's ass before I read this book. It was more than mildly mind blowing. I had a seriously-did-they-just-do-that moment. But to those guys, felching was a glorious thing.

Even with all of the above, this story still managed to be sweet. I guess some authors can just pull off writing righteously raunchy books. Bobby Michaels was one of them.