You Know Me As Lad

This was the shizzy for rizzy, yo!

There's no sex in the chapel pew,
there's no sex in the chapel pew.
Eric Arvin, if I could I would high-five you,
if I could I would high-five you.

(and I don't just high-five anyone)

Now, you all know that if I don't like something
I'll say what I think is wrong,
but what I'm sayin' now is that if this book was a stripper
I'd be stuffing twenties all up in its thong.

(uh-huh, you heard me)

This story about Verona College,
the school for all the craziest peeps,
has all the wacky shit that I love in it.
This story was perfect for me.

(man, do I love the insanity)

Eric Arvin made it rain up in here
when he wrote about Foster and Chip.
A sexy pastor and a sexy, sexy coach;
I loved it, I loved it, I LOVED it!

(did I mention that I loved it?)

The humor was well done and the writing was witty.
Nothing was overdone.
There were quirks,killer golf carts and attack squirrels.
This book was the definition of fun.

(Arvin should be VIP)

So, read this book as soon as you can
because it cracked my shizz right up.
I'll definitely be reading Arvin's work again.
For rizzy, I can't get enough.